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Yes, Virginia, there IS a bathroom on the right!

 
I swear these are all true.
And as embarrassing as it is, this is my bid at reaching out to the community
-- my social services work, if you will --
to let other can’t-figure-out-the-words people know that they’re not alone!
 
 
 
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New - Lady Gaga - "Marry the Night" 
Marry the night 
Bury the knife 
That's close.  Isn't it?
 
Cee Lo Green - "Forget You" 
And although there's a pain in my chest 
And although there's a pain in my church 
I didn't quite understand this one.
 
Van Halen - "When It's Love" 
Waiting for someone to come into focus  
Waiting for someone to come into monies 
I finally looked up this one!
 
Adele - "Rolling in the Deep" 
You had my heart inside your hand 
You had my heart and soul 
How did I not catch all of those other words?
 
Bon Jovi / Jennifer Nettles - "Who Says You Can't Go Home" 
Just a hometown boy, born a rolling stone 
Just a hometown boy, on a rolling stone 
I thought this had something to do with balancing your life on the road.
 
Led Zeppelin - "Stairway to Heaven" 
As we wind on down the road 
There's a wind-on down the road 
What's a "wind-on"?  Does it have something to do with a clock?
 
 
 
 
 
 
Bella listening to me serenade her
with "Rip Out the Wings of a Butterfly"
by HIM.
 
 
 
 
 
Bella cheering me on as I sing
"Right Here in My Arms" by HIM.
 
 
Breaking Benjamin - "Medicate"
 
 
Medicate
Make haste
I thought Benjamin wanted someone to get on with it.
Kelly Clarkson - "Since U Been Gone"
 
I'm so moving on 
I'm so not alone 
Kelly mumbles!  It's not my fault! 
Creed - "What If" 
What if 
Wanted 
Scott should enunciate more.  (Do we see a pattern here?) 
 
Jason Derulo - "In My Head"
 
Jason Derulo 
Yeah, son, I rule ya 
Who says their name in a song?!  Lame! 
Hellyeah - "Alcohaulin'Ass" 
 
Alcohaulin' ass 
Alcohol and gas 
Well, yes, I guess alcohol can make you gassy... 
 
 
 
 
 
 Mr. Mouse listening to
"Say You'll Haunt Me
by Stone Sour.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Mr. Mouse & me watching the
"Scared to Death" video by HIM. 
Silversun Pickups - "Panic Switch"
 
 
I still sleep on the right side 
I still sleep alone outside 
I thought this song was about camping.  You know... see a bear, panic... 
Modern English - "I Melt with You" 
 
It was always mesh and lace 
It was always Mission Place 
There's no way anyone got this! 
Breaking Benjamin - "Polyamorous"
 
How do you know 
Powder your nose 
I didn't think I was right, so I looked it up. 
Lady Gaga - "Poker Face" 
 
Can't read my, can't read my 
Can't reply, can't reply 
I figured this one out on my own! 
 Three Days Grace - "World So Cold" 
 
Living in a shell with no soul 
Living in a shower with no soap 
I didn't think this line was all that weird, actually.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Mr. Mouse playing "Poker Face"
by Lady Gaga. 
 
 
 
 
Ville jammin' to "Once in My Life
by Black Sunshine. 
 
Black Sunshine - "Once in My Life" 
 
Let's face it 
Let's be said 
I love this song!  So glad I know this line now!
Stone Sour - "Through Glass" 
 
That forever feels like home
That forever feels like corn
I did NOT understand the farm reference! 
Papa Roach - "Time Is Running Out" 
 
 
I refuse to surrender 
I reach out to surrender 
Ah, my beloved Papa Roach...  Jacoby, will I ever understand you? 
Orianthi - "According to You" 
 
 
 I don't feel like stopping it 
I don't feel my suffragette 
I thought this had something to do with the girl guitar player thing.  In your face, boys!
 
Rob Zombie - "Sick Bubblegum"
 
Sick bubblegum 
Sic boulder 
I figured he wanted to attack a rock.  Whatever.
 
 
 
 
My autographs -- HIM and Mr. Mouse
 
 
 
 
 
 
Me at TrueTone Music wearing a cool shirt designed by Avelina De Moray
Evanescence - "Going Under" 
I'm going under 
I'm growing London 
I didn't know if Amy was singing about the city or some kind of plant. 
 
Marvin Gaye - "What's Going On" 
Mother, mother 
Marvin, Marvin 
I thought he was talking to himself.  Figured this one out while watching American Idol. 
 
 Papa Roach - "Scars" 
 I sew myself shut 
I sell myself shy 
Yes, I sang MY version at the concert. 
 
Creed - "Overcome" 
Completely stunned, I am numb 
Completely stunned and done 
I think Scott is actually singing my words.
 
Lady Gaga - "Paparazzi" 
Chase you down until you love me 
Jinx, you know, until you love me 
This makes sense to me for some reason.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Jacoby basking in our love.
 
 
 
 
 
Me rockin' to "Killing Loneliness" by HIM. 
 
 
The Airborne Toxic Event - "Sometime Around Midnight"
 
And it starts, sometime around midnight
And the stars, sometime around midnight
Well?  What happens to them?
 
Avenged Sevenfold - "Afterlife"
 
Escape from this afterlife
 
Escape from myself tonight 
Why is the song called "Afterlife"? 
Kelly Clarkson - "I Do Not Hook Up" 
Keep your head on my hand and your heart on your sleeve 
Keep your head out of hand, and I'm a saltine 
Am I just hungry?
 
Kelly Clarkson - "I Do Not Hook Up" 
I go slow 
I go solo 
That sounds naughty...
 
Nickelback - "Gotta Be Somebody" 
Nobody wants to be the last one there 
Nobody wants to be the last one dead 
That would suck!  You'd be like Will Smith in "I Am Legend."
 
 
 
 
 
Me singing "Rip Out the Wings
of a Butterfly" by HIM.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Me singing "Afterlife" by Avenged Sevenfold. 
Kelly Clarkson - "I Do Not Hook Up" 
So if you want me, I don't come cheap 
So if you want me, out of ca-chi
Is she out of some sort of tea? 
 
The Trews - "Paranoid Freak" 
I'm a paranoid freak 
I'm a Paramount freak 
Well, yes, I like Paramount Pictures, too.  Star Trek, Iron Man... 
 
Everlast - “What it’s Like” 
Then you really might know what it’s like... to have to lose 
Then you really might know what it’s like... to have the flu 
Hasn’t everyone had the flu at one point and time?  What’s the big deal? 
 
Kelly Clarkson - “My Life Would Suck Without You” 
 
Forever united here somehow, yeah 
Cause we’re lying here surrounded 
Don’t even tell me you got this one right!
 
Motley Crue - "Kickstart My Heart"
All we needed, needed was a laugh 
All we needed, Vinnie was a lamb 
Why is Vince singing about himself in the third person?  And what about the other guys?
 
 
 
 
 
 
Me almost singing "My Life Would Suck
Without You" by Kelly Clarkson.
 
 
 
 
 
Me singing "Right Here in My Arms" by HIM.
 
Van Halen - "Dance the Night Away"
A live wire
Alive, why? 
This one is so close, yet so far away!
 
Pearl Jam - “Jeremy” 
Jeremy spoke in class today 
Clearly spoken yesterday 
Why is the song called “Jeremy”? 
 
Gavin Degraw - “I Don’t Want to Be” 
I don't need to be anything other than a prison guard's son  
I don't need to be anything other than a prison guard sign 
I also thought the “specialist’s son” was “specialist sign.”
 
Buckcherry - “Rescue Me” 
I’m torn away from what I need 
I’m tired away of what I’ll be 
I love this song!  I just have a little trouble with this line...
 
Fleetwood Mac- "Go Your Own Way" 
You can call it another lonely day 
You can call it under the lonely way 
I finally looked up this one.  I've been singing it wrong for years!
 
 
 
 
 
Me singing "Heartache Every
Moment" by HIM. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Me almost singing "Rescue Me" by Buckcherry. 
Smashing Pumpkins - “1979” 
With the headlights pointed at the dawn 
With the head lice pointed at the dome 
Why is Billy singing about head lice?  What dome?
 
Papa Roach - “Lifeline” 
Can you pull me from this ocean of despair? 
Can you profit from this ocean of despair? 
I like my line! 
 
Bush - “Everything Zen” 
Try to see it once my way 
Trust me once my way 
I think I would have figured out this one eventually...  Maybe...
 
Lifehouse - “Hanging by a Moment” 
I'm running and not quite sure where to go 
I’m running and I’ll crash where in to go 
It took FOREVER to learn this line!
 
Kid Rock - “Lowlife” 
I’m a lowlife 
I’m a lone wife 
What? 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Me singing "Lifeline" by Papa Roach.
 
 
 
 
Me singing "Bleed Well" by HIM.
 
 
Puddle of Mudd - "Blurry"
Everything's so blurry, and everyone's so fake 
Everything’s so worry, and everyone’s so free 
Why is the song called “Blurry”?
 
Snow Patrol - “Chasing Cars” 
Would you lie with me and just forget the world 
Would you lie with me and just forget the words 
This is just one word, but I thought it ironic given this page.
 
Shinedown - “Devour” 
Devour 
To power 
Thanks, Music Choice!
 
Paramore - “Misery Business” 
Whoa, I never meant to brag 
Well, I never mental rag 
This one was so hard to learn... 
 
Aranda - “Still in the Dark” 
I am empty, I am done 
I am melty, I am tough 
If you haven’t heard this song, it’s fantastic.
 
 
 
 
 
Me singing "Under the Rose" by HIM.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Me messing up the words to 
"Still in the Dark" by Aranda
 
Motley Crue - “Home Sweet Home” 
I had to run away high 
I have a runaway eye 
Is this like a lazy eye?
 
Cyndi Lauper - “All Through the Night” 
And once we start the meter clicks 
At once we thought the needle clicks 
This one isn’t too bad.  Right?
 
Marcy Playground - “Sex and Candy” 
Who's that casting devious stares 
Who's that casting deep-seated stares 
I don’t think this one’s so bad either. 
 
Slipknot - “Psychosocial” 
The preservation of the martyr in me 
The preservation of the mother in me 
Why is Corey singing about being a mother? 
 
Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers - “Jammin’ Me” 
Take back Joe Piscopo 
Take back your basketball 
This is an oldie, but a goody.  This was my first indication that I might have a problem...
 
 
 
 
 
 
Me singing "Home Sweet Home"
by Motley Crue.
 
 
 
 
Me singing "Poison Girl" by HIM. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ta-da!
 
 
 
 
And just so none of you have any problems with the lyrics I wrote for Count Vladimir in his Visiting webisode,
here’s what he’s singing:
 
My Blood Would Suck Without You
 
I feel weak when you’re not near.
A walk along the Santa Monica Pier
Does nothing for the ache in my heart.
 
Will AB negative make me feel better?
A light snack of Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder?
Or will the pain still seep through my veins?
 
I have come to the conclusion
I don’t need a transfusion.
My blood would suck without you.
 
 
 
Angie learning the words to all of the songs on HIM's Dark Light 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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